tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979029019556536592.post286585191428929755..comments2024-03-16T16:53:49.941-07:00Comments on FATGUYFOODBLOG: RUFFLES ULTIMATE: Kickin' Jalapeno Ranch , Sweet & Smokin' BBQ, & Ultimate Smokehouse Bacon Dip!FATGUYFOODBLOGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06720755495878218545noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979029019556536592.post-72404996520398625402013-05-21T15:10:27.794-07:002013-05-21T15:10:27.794-07:00They sprinkle chunks of freshly cut grass directly...They sprinkle chunks of freshly cut grass directly off the bottom of an old broken lawnmower!FATGUYFOODBLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06720755495878218545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979029019556536592.post-47517100527882443712013-05-21T15:09:34.333-07:002013-05-21T15:09:34.333-07:00none of us really like honey mustard chips, so we ...none of us really like honey mustard chips, so we will probably pass on those, since it would be a very skewed review.FATGUYFOODBLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06720755495878218545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979029019556536592.post-69372053975889386132013-05-21T11:25:43.177-07:002013-05-21T11:25:43.177-07:00Sitting here shoving these Jalapeno Ranch into my ...Sitting here shoving these Jalapeno Ranch into my face, thinking "These are weird and good," which is obviously true since I'm still puzzled but almost finished with the bag. Wondered what you'd have to say. Grass. YES! Grass. I thought, perhaps they're including the "ultimate" taste of a manly, unwashed, dirty potato. Tastes like dirt, to me. Jo Shohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14022272592504436493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979029019556536592.post-23437779075400334602013-05-20T10:08:09.338-07:002013-05-20T10:08:09.338-07:00The honey mustard flavor of these is fantastic, to...The honey mustard flavor of these is fantastic, too.TupeloHoneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06108348655134494711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979029019556536592.post-56845210924194946092012-08-01T08:57:57.178-07:002012-08-01T08:57:57.178-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13459575169979307504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979029019556536592.post-29095135806199637022012-07-24T22:08:09.022-07:002012-07-24T22:08:09.022-07:00Dude. I am SO glad I'm not the only person tha...Dude. I am SO glad I'm not the only person that noticed the jalapeno ranch chips taste like grass. Crazy! They are decent though, but I won't miss them the way I miss the Molten Hot Wing Ruffles and Jalapeno Popper Late Night Doritos (I seriously want to strangle a Lay's executive over these two leaving production).<br /><br />I have to disagree on the smokehouse bacon dip though. I'd give it at least a B+. The baconness is done so well that I can actually eat it by the spoonful - but for my safety I choose not to. I think it pairs well enough with the jalapeno ranch chips, haven't tried it on the BBQ.<br /><br />And I finally found the beef and cheese dip at a Walmart last night after several weeks of searching and anticipation. It's lousy. Take the most generic cheese dip you can imagine and drop a few cheap chunks of canned chili style beef in. And I do mean "few." Unlike the outrageous generosity of bacon bits in the superior dip, the beef and cheese dip has served as host to maybe half a dozen small chunks of beef in the third of a jar I've consumed so far. It gets a D from me, at best.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06388561809479572394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979029019556536592.post-47072392462595676402012-07-04T00:39:18.310-07:002012-07-04T00:39:18.310-07:00yet we still like it. maybe I should just go pour ...yet we still like it. maybe I should just go pour ranch all over my lawn and save some money on food.FATGUYFOODBLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06720755495878218545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979029019556536592.post-28711470529530557642012-06-30T16:38:19.996-07:002012-06-30T16:38:19.996-07:00I became a fan of the jalapeno ranch at first bite...I became a fan of the jalapeno ranch at first bite....that is, until I read that it tastes like grass. Last time I ate some, I just giggled as I chewed. It tastes like grass. Thanks pal. Anyone want the remainder of the big bag I just purchased?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14461491834555475091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979029019556536592.post-88594607520466491092012-05-29T17:52:45.074-07:002012-05-29T17:52:45.074-07:00gonna go ahead and disagree with you there. spicy ...gonna go ahead and disagree with you there. spicy grass!FATGUYFOODBLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06720755495878218545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979029019556536592.post-82530163752986598852012-05-29T17:52:29.071-07:002012-05-29T17:52:29.071-07:00not a bad idea- send the idea to ruffles. make sur...not a bad idea- send the idea to ruffles. make sure you include a picture of a middle finger from me.FATGUYFOODBLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06720755495878218545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979029019556536592.post-21019781380379842362012-05-17T17:19:47.760-07:002012-05-17T17:19:47.760-07:00The "Kickin' Jalapeno Ranch" flavor ...The "Kickin' Jalapeno Ranch" flavor doesn't taste like grass. It tastes like a fresh green bell pepper dipped in ranch. It is 0% spicy.zjzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17711649392669981767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7979029019556536592.post-91252154569771870232012-05-15T07:50:39.401-07:002012-05-15T07:50:39.401-07:00I wonder if we'll ever reach a linguistic sing...I wonder if we'll ever reach a linguistic singularity at which point superlatives like "ultimate" will lose all meaning, and to indicate that something is at its zenith of quality, we'll just refer to the thing itself with no modifiers.<br /><br />Coming soon: Ruffles. Just Ruffles. Yes, they're that good.stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18235473493320118031noreply@blogger.com